Bridgestone Bombs
Tell..
I just ******* smush these things. Never missed a green,
and nail every putt. The cart girl was dripping wet as she
saw my 7-iron from 198yds fall softly to 6 feet past,
which then sucked back within inches of the hole (the
ball, not the girl). She borrowed my towel to dry her seat
off before gifting me a 12er of Coors for me and my
boys. She offered her number - I declined, because f***
her, that's why. The only reason this didn't receive the full
5 star rating is that occasionally I'll p****** moon rape one
off the tee into another galaxy, causing me to lose the
ball. The Bridgestone Tour B XS is not for p******, so you
may want to look elsewhere if you don't play butter knife
blades like me, or if you don't plan on slamming 6 Coors
and multiple jag bombs by the turn. #BridgestoneBombs